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Memo to Robinhood traders: “Bankruptcy” usually means the equity gets wiped out

Posted by on Friday, June 12th, 2020 in Venture Crapital

Quick primer on how it works, given Hertz is about to pull the world’s first Initial Bankruptcy Offering: The senior de...

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Thematic next-wave portfolio constructor Motif goes bust

Posted by on Sunday, April 19th, 2020 in Venture Crapital

Motif trading platform, which claimed to use data driven methodologies to enable the creation of thematic and “next-wave&rdq...

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Siri: What is a “Unicorn circle jerk”?

Posted by on Wednesday, April 15th, 2020 in Venture Crapital

Carta, a unicorn that makes dashboards for managing equity investments in other unicorns is laying off staff and sniffing out a ca...

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AirBnB Pivots to “Virtual Experiences”, Lands $1 Billion  Down Round

AirBnB Pivots to “Virtual Experiences”, Lands $1 Billion Down Round

Posted by on Sunday, April 12th, 2020 in Venture Crapital

AirBnB, the tech unicorn that monetizes your spare room has been hit hard by the Coronavirus academic. As the company and the phen...

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Tesla to lay off up to half of sales and delivery staff

Posted by on Friday, April 10th, 2020 in Venture Crapital

CNBC reported Friday that Tesla will be laying off up to half of it’s sales and delivery staff, this comes on the heels of o...

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Pley, that hot start-up that rented Legos by the month inexplicably failed.

Posted by on Wednesday, September 11th, 2019 in Venture Crapital

So yeah, I decided with WeWork and $TSLAQ and assorted unicorn b.s (like TIL that Softbank put $300M into a dog walking app c...

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